| You should see the steering wheel in my car... |
JoshB. |
| It only hurts when I ride it. |
JoshB. |
| Ride to Live Live to Ride...with very tired arms! |
JoshB. |
| "Bridget Neilson" Will have to go out with me now!! |
kelmac47 |
| By the way .....putting "Bikers Den" in a caption was total ass kissing on my part!!! Hope it works!!! |
kelmac47 |
| I wonder if the other bikers get pissed when I don't give them the one handed greeting! |
kelmac47 |
| I thank god it's not a kick start!! |
kelmac47 |
| I can't believe "Bikers Den" doesn't have a windshield to fit my bike!! |
kelmac47 |
| Only 2 things scare Dirk.....tank tops and low under passes!! |
kelmac47 |
| Funny......he was in the same position when he hit that bus!!! |
kelmac47 |
| OK, ya got the Y down, now show me M,C, and A! |
CCrow13 |
| Ape hangers are too old school, kids nowadays rather monkey bars |
CCrow13 |
| Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! |
grizzz |
| Ok officer, don't shoot. |
grizzz |
| What is it with teenagers always thinking they can ride the old man's bike? Huh? |
grasscreek |
| Oh, God I sure hope that my arms don't get tire or I will be in trouble. |
Reddog08 |
| Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman....Bull, its still wet!! |
nobull60 |
| Seems that Billy joe took his love of Jungle gym to the street. |
robertsoll |
| This is called accelarated spining classes |
corkrose |
| Now I can have those extensions I always wanted! |
corkrose |
| Finally, I can date Rapunzel! |
corkrose |
| I just flew across the city... and boy, are my arms tired. |
cyndi2774 |
| How do you know when you are really moving fast? Your handlebars blow over your head. |
cyndi2774 |
| Dale decides to combine his lifelong love of riding and aerobics. |
cyndi2774 |
| As he cruised down the highway, Bob began to suspect that those mushrooms on his lunchtime salad weren't quite right. |
cyndi2774 |
| If a white rabbit ever gives you something that has a "Drink Me" label on it... just say no! |
cyndi2774 |
| Every time Rick hit a bump, he regretted his choice to make handlebars out of an old Slinky. |
cyndi2774 |
| Thank GOD this road is straight! |
BouncerFL |
| Now..if I get up to 88 miles/hour and hit the wire at *just* the right time, the flux capacitor will kick in and I'll be sent 'Back To The Future' |
BouncerFL |
| They told me I'd be able to get XM Radio on the scooter with these. |
BouncerFL |
| Raise your hands if you're SURE! |
BouncerFL |
| Mommy I'm THIS big ! |
ksmeltzer |
| Hey when my ass gets sore, I can stand up, can you??? |
momma |
| arid extra dry. |
momma |
| Hanging out to dry. |
momma |
| I should have put a banana seat on this ride |
tixona |
| Rocket man |
tixona |
| yeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa! |
tixona |
| Up, down, up, down.....I'll have pythons in no time! |
tixona |
| GET ON - SIT DOWN - SHUT UP - AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER ENJOY THE RIDE!!! |
citizensoldier |
| I just can't seem to figure out where to mount my mirrors!! |
kelmac47 |
| Ape hangers....$150.00 Exaust......$700.00.. looking stupid for this caption contest...Priceless!!! |
kelmac47 |
| Look at em stare........ They love my paint job!! |
kelmac47 |
| I hate it when I forget my booster seat!!! |
kelmac47 |
| Skyscr"ape"r |
jbean |
| Introducing the new "Long Bones" from Harley-Davidson. |
jbean |
| You've heard of three-quarter length ape-hangers? Well, these are one and a half length! |
DeanofSunnydale |
| I tried crotch-rockets and they sucked.....so..... |
DeanofSunnydale |
| Moooooooommyyyyyyyyyy! They're laughing at me! |
DeanofSunnydale |
| you call those apes |
sheikstar |
| up up and awaaay |
sheikstar |
| Lilliputian steals Gulliver's motorcycle for joy ride! |
DeanofSunnydale |
| I think can I think I can I think I can |
sheikstar |
| I gotta get a better deodorant |
sheikstar |
| Doc, why am I devoloping stretch marks under my arms?? |
kelmac47 |
| Johnny....... with his Napolean complex..... rode off, never to be heard from again!! |
kelmac47 |
| Wow, Shaq.....thanks for letting me ride your bike!!! |
kelmac47 |
| Bennnd and stretch, reach for the starrrrs....... |
kelmac47 |
| OH SHIT......is that stop sign ahead!!!!! |
kelmac47 |
| Oh....too small to ride huh!!! I showed those bastards!!! |
kelmac47 |
| Well hung! |
glenbo |
| Instead of Ride it like you stole it, on this one you gotta Ride it like a raped ape! |
grasscreek |
| In an effort to avoid detection by law enforcement, the diminutive thief attempts to be inconspicuous as he races his purloined prize straight to the chop shop. |
grasscreek |
| I'm Shrinking !! I'M SHRINKING !!!! |
rwest |
| Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a chopper for? |
grasscreek |
| Rolling chin up bar. |
rootie24 |
| What would ya do for a Klondike bar? |
grasscreek |
| Who needs blood in their arms?? |
nobull60 |
| I need to raise the suicide shifter it's too damn low. |
nobull60 |
| Hand's in the air, spread your legs and don't move!!! |
nobull60 |
| Well Doc, I can't explain it but every time I ride my bike, my neck hurts |
glenbo |
| yeah man i was in a hurry and i picked up her hairspray by mistake. . . soooh then it hit me?? |
toastie |
| for me ? gee thanks mr undertaker can i ride it home |
toastie |
| The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys. |
grasscreek |
| Banana biker |
willy5574 |
| If I keep riding this i'll be able to scratch my knees without bending over !! |
papadave12345 |
| If NAPOLEON rode a Motorcycle... |
zzyzxgirl |
| Big Toy, Tonka Rider! |
Duane |
| Why didn't I listen to Willy Wonka about the TV making me smaller? |
Duane |
| SCALPERS....He with the longest braids wins. |
vstarclown |
| CHAMPIONS........Every hobby needs someone who think's he is a winner. |
vstarclown |
| You have to be HOW TALL to go on this ride!!!? |
Neil |
| and those assholes told me this wasn't comfortable, hah! |
kalpop |
| just a little further, wonder If I'll be able to hold onto the beer bottle |
kalpop |
| Dam, I wonder if my fingers are still there? |
kalpop |
| Lord, I hope I remembered to shave my pits this morning! |
murrellw |
| Calling all cars: Be on the look out for an escaped Oompa-Loompa riding Willie Wonka's bike. |
Amy |
| Who needs ape hangers? I got King Kong hangers! |
Kevwah |
| Enterprise Rentals......we pick you up. |
clearlight67 |
| .........just decided to hang around for awhile. |
clearlight67 |
| I hope I use deordorant this morning! |
LuccaK913 |
| HEEEEEELP!!!! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!!!! |
clearlight67 |
| Arent' you glad you used Dial? Don't you wish everyone did? |
julielively |
| Aren't you glad you use Dial? Do you wish everyone did? |
julielively |
| I can't believe I stole Yao Ming's bike! |
willy5574 |
| For the price of a postage stamp you too can extend that certain part of your bike's anatomy! |
Luckey1s |
| Pit stains - no more!! |
Luckey1s |
| All I need now are those matching highway pegs . . . !#*@! |
Luckey1s |
| Baby apes are for pussies! |
Luckey1s |
| Extenze - clinically proven to extend a certain part of the male anatomy! |
Luckey1s |
| My IRS agent keeps telling me to stop over-extending myself! |
Luckey1s |
| Viva Viagra!! |
Luckey1s |
| Bat Man rides again! |
Luckey1s |
| Air cooled . . . in more ways than one! |
Luckey1s |
| "Aired" extra dry! |
Luckey1s |
| Stick em' up! |
Luckey1s |
| Raise your hands, if you're Sure! |
sheinz_57 |
| Zoom zoom zoom |
pattyrowley |
| Damn Chiropractor! |
wolf7774 |
| All I need now are some wider footpegs, and I've got a HUSTLER bike! |
LLLVIS |
| CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?!!! |
jbean |
| A stretch of the imagination. |
jbean |
| AUUGGHH!! I GOT AN ITCH!!! |
LLLVIS |
| Wheeeee! |
LLLVIS |
| Hangaround. |
jbean |
| Assume the French National Military riding position! |
glenbo |
| Where is the "M C A" Mr. Village Person? |
glenbo |
| Riding in Jimmy's club is the pits |
glenbo |
| Speed Stick Racer |
glenbo |
| Size hell...it's all about length! |
glenbo |
| "Got it from my little brother, it's a hand-me-up." |
DrifterDon |
| jackass magnet!!! |
tincup07 |
| "Ok, 1,2,3 All arms UP" |
sasseeone |
| "Biker ridin' in the Wind" |
sasseeone |
| Ape Lincoln goes to Washington. |
jbean |
| "Multi-Fit" my ass! |
jbean |
| If you think this is cool, you should see my snowblower! |
DeanofSunnydale |
| My shirt size? 16 1/2 - 42. Why do you ask? |
DeanofSunnydale |
| Go ahead and laugh, but when I missed that curve last night, the barbed wire never touched me! |
DeanofSunnydale |
| Tarzan.......eat my shorts!!! |
kelmac47 |
| When High Wire guys buy bikes!! |
kelmac47 |
| In this corner ROOOOOOCKIE BAAAAALBOA |
kelmac47 |
| If you think the is is something......you should see my truck!! |
kelmac47 |
| The bars, The pipes, the sissy bar!! Are we overcompensating for something???? |
kelmac47 |
| Man I'd like to get my hands on the funny man that put that Viagra pill in my gas tank. |
Sibane |
| "I never should have stolen a bike from an NBA parking lot!" |
cgeroy |
| With a piece of rope, I could dry my laundry while I ride!! |
kelmac47 |
| Oh...the builder says the tall look was in....go with it...I say!!!!DAMN!!! |
kelmac47 |
| The only thing tougher to ride is this bike with a jockey shift!! |
kelmac47 |
| How much for a new throttle cable???? |
kelmac47 |
| Please.....no traffic jams, no traffic jams!!! |
kelmac47 |
| It rides cool yeah.....and I always can find it in the parking lot!! |
kelmac47 |
| I don't wear tank tops....it's to hard to get the bugs from my pit hair!! |
kelmac47 |
| Man......I could mount a big screen here!! |
kelmac47 |
| If my Dad ever finds out I took his bike I'm dead! |
sport |
| that cocaine is a hell of a drug! |
gmackay2 |
| smell my pitz beyotches! |
gmackay2 |
| Sure is great feeling like a kid again! |
northkuntrykid |
| "We represent the biker gang/ the biker gang, the biker gang/ We represent the biker gang, and wish to welcome you to Munchkin land" |
senyahcityboy |
| This is denfinately the last time I deliver a new bike to a sasquatch! |
mgalvan1957 |
| MISSOURI HILLBILLY BIKER! WOW, IM SO FREEKIN COOL, ILL GET ALL THE CHICKS NOW, |
cdsatlake |
| stretch it to the limit limit cause we are in it to win it |
tikabrad |
| talk about being over extended! |
tikabrad |
| OK LADIES,NOW REACH AND STRETCH AND SHIFT |
POPS |
| Should have got these things from a smaller ape!!! |
tgunkel |
| Can't wait to get home and spray the rest of this scoot with miracle-grow!!! |
tgunkel |
| Look ma' I told you it wasn't to big for me! |
tikabrad |
| Hang in there, baby! |
tixona |
| When I grow up, I wanna bike like this one! |
tixona |
| The Incredible Shrinking Biker! |
tixona |
| Tom, will be missed mostly by his Chiropractor, Physical Therapist, Masseuse, and Orthopedic Surgeon. His family's sentiments are "We told you so!" |
zzyzxgirl |
| DARWIN'S THEORY OF REVOLUTION |
zzyzxgirl |
| Now I can give em' the high bird! |
hd4james |
| I couldn't find a shorter set? |
hd4james |
| GET EM' UP! |
hd4james |
| This bike ain't no hill for a mountain climber! |
grasscreek |
| Man, I knew better than to boost Shaq's chopper! |
grasscreek |
| The new face of Harley-Davidson: Hardley Driveable |
jlhpolaris |
| Personally, I think he went overboard with the primary drive cover... |
jlhpolaris |
| Trying to compensate for something? |
jlhpolaris |
| Now Jim can simulate being in traction BEFORE the motorcycle accident. |
jlhpolaris |
| I'm the King of the World!!! |
jlhpolaris |
| Larry finally figured out how to prevent going over the handlebars when his bike kicks out of gear. |
jlhpolaris |
| Never buy a used bike from the Jolly Green Giant! |
jlhpolaris |
| HEY! If I can find three guys who can make an M, a C, and an A, we could be the next Village People! |
jlhpolaris |
| After thirteen years of intense research, Barney finally figured out how to eliminate armpit sweat. |
jlhpolaris |
| King Kong of the "Ape Hangers"! |
spidermike |
| Look Mom no brains, I meant hands?! |
njsabre |
| I hope I win the caption contest, so I can buy the correct size bars for my bike! |
njsabre |
| Looks it's a Bird, it's Plane, no it's Super Biker! |
njsabre |
| Size is everything! |
njsabre |
| The wind drag is a bitch! |
njsabre |
| Look Officer, I can't raise my hands any higher! |
njsabre |
| Muppet biker the hardcore puppet |
wilkinson8269 |
| This is too much Should of stuck with the 2" risers |
wilkinson8269 |
| cool bananas |
bretto |
| wheres the bigfoot i stole this bitch off!! |
bretto |
| no rexona poowee!! |
bretto |
| harley davidson reach for the skies |
bretto |
| Bad-ass wheelie in 1....2.... |
cgeroy |
| What the hell are these giant golf irons doing hanging on the back of my scooter? |
cgeroy |
| Damn! I hope I'll make it under this overpass ahead! |
cgeroy |
| Tom Thumb finally gets to try some 8" Ape hangers! |
cgeroy |
| Well....George, George George of the concrete Jungle, Friend to you and me. Watch out for that SUV! |
HHJIMI |
| ....with the help of his friend, an ape named Ape. |
HHJIMI |
| Hey ya'll, watch this!! |
HHJIMI |
| Help? I'm afraid to stop this thing! |
rquerin |
| I asked for ape hangers and they gave me monkey bars! |
anagorski |
| Just wait 'til he finds out what "tatted up" and "sleeved" really means! |
chooch |
| The high way to Hell. |
jbean |
| Free Bird. |
jbean |
| Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door... |
jbean |
| Caution: Watch out for low overpasses. |
Cysteine70 |
| Wanted: Swinging singles to hang out with. |
Cysteine70 |
| Next up on the parallel bars... |
quimbly |
| I kicked the bitch off for tickling me! |
quimbly |
| I can't wait to get off this thing and stretch!! |
quimbly |
| pipe for handlebars = $300 new cables for brake/clutch = $125 proving 2 ur friends that u r as dumb as u look = priceless!!!! |
tincup07 |
| Just practicing for my skydiving lesson... |
rootie24 |
| You think my seat's too low???? |
Angel |
| Better than hang gliding |
Angel |
| WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Angel |
| I'm too sexy for this bike |
Angel |
| For Sail. |
jbean |
| brings new meaning to "keep your hands where i can see them" |
tincup07 |
| you must be this tall to ride |
tincup07 |
| "its good" |
tincup07 |
| the new teaching apparatus for nfl referees |
tincup07 |
| jim bob finally found a use for the old piping in his backyard |
tincup07 |
| when goal posts go bad |
tincup07 |
| When I grow up I wanna be a biker just like Dad |
CRbikelover |
| What you get when you buy a bike from a Texan |
CRbikelover |
| Obviously a die hard "Village People" biker...Y M C A... |
rootie24 |
| "I don't need no stinking deodorant!" |
Sibane |
| Yep, that Trooper was this big! |
2Bears |
| Maybe when I grow up Dad will let me keep this bike! |
2Bears |
| Went to a motivation course that told him to "Reach for the stars". |
RMcW |
| Too many repetions of "Hands up...Show me your hands!!!" when dealing with law enforcement. |
RMcW |
| In mountain lion country they say to try and appear larger than you really are to scare away the cat. |
RMcW |
| Do these bars make me look ridiculous? |
moxie957 |
| Smells so bad they bugs don't even come near ya! |
moxie957 |
| Who needs ape hangers when you have monkey bars! |
moxie957 |
| High Roller! |
jasonlc44 |
| Don't you wish your handlebars were high like mine? |
jasonlc44 |
| Whaaaaaazzzzuuuuuuuup!! |
jasonlc44 |
| They call me Big Bird! |
jasonlc44 |
| OK, now how am I going to make a U-Turn? |
jasonlc44 |
| I'm an Eagle now! |
jasonlc44 |
| Damn, I knew I should have raised the seat! |
jasonlc44 |
| I'm a big boy now! |
jasonlc44 |
| Everybody, smell the pits! |
jasonlc44 |
| Wait until the guys at work see this! |
jasonlc44 |
| I'm coming home momma! |
jasonlc44 |
| If this don't help my BO problem nothing will... |
jasonlc44 |
| geez, one bust and I'm stuck like this for life |
kalpop |
| Damn, sure hope this deodorant dries soon |
kalpop |
| midgets can ride too!!! |
angmicc |
| hey, I'm a jets fan, so this is the only way I get to cheer. |
angmicc |
| yeah, maybe a yellow bike does scream 'look at me!!' |
angmicc |
| "do you the flames are a little much??" |
angmicc |
| ok, ok, brooksticks don't make good handles...lesson learned |
angmicc |
| It's the only way to keep my tassles from touching the ground |
angmicc |
| Note to self: Push left to go left...push left to go left...push right to right..... |
srbene |
| What! No Deodorant! I will dry em as I ride. |
Moma Jewels |
| "Aaauugh!"(pant.gasp.pant)"Aauuugh!" |
mikelberry@bellsouth.net |
| Aaaaahh.......Man! That wind sure feels good in my pits! No more sweat stains! Woohoooo!!!! |
mikelberry@bellsouth.net |
| Hmmm........that's odd. All of a sudden, I have this craving for bananas!.... |
mikelberry@bellsouth.net |
| I give up! |
rishot |
| Why do you want to know if I have a little dick? |
8ballpinup |
| Gotta catch up to the rest of the clown parade. |
harleyman844 |
| "I hate pledging for new clubs"! |
harleyman844 |
| This is how Jesus would ride! |
harleyman844 |
| FLYIN' |
jmhcycle |
| Pipes: "Bars is always riding up front!" Sissybar: "That is because you are loud and you stink!" |
askewrd |
| Screw the gym, I get a better work out when I ride! |
njsabre |
| Is there a Kuma Sutra book for that bike? |
askewrd |
| Who needs deoderant!? |
askewrd |
| Harley, the wind beneath my wings. |
askewrd |
| Mom always said I should aim high. |
askewrd |
| Is that a flying squirrel? |
askewrd |
| My doctor said I needed to exercise more so I figured pull-ups would be good to start with. |
askewrd |
| Hey! I'm Skydiving! Wow! |
bednarek |
| NO more parking lots for Me, They Suck!! |
chopperjay |
| remember, watch for the bridge height signs!! |
chopperjay |
| The bad Keebler Elf heads for Laconia bike week |
chopperjay |
| I definitely need a windshield |
tyco |
| Trees to motorcycle, evolution. |
tyco |
| I guess he thought 3 inches was a foot when he gave the measurements to the custom shop. |
Cysteine70 |
| My uncle Harry was an orangatang! |
Cysteine70 |
| The genetic link to his ancestry is hard to deny. |
Cysteine70 |
| Help! I'm hanging and I can't get down! |
Cysteine70 |
| I sure wish this gel deoderant would hurry up and dry! |
Cysteine70 |
| Look Mom I can Fly! |
dasepetro |
| "hands up, hands up... oh feel the power..." |
algofar |
| deodorant - don't use it, don't need it. |
algofar |
| I bet mine is BIGGER than yours ! |
adamsdad1 |
| HEY...Size DOES matter !!! |
adamsdad1 |
| Last time I buy from a discount Bike Store ! |
adamsdad1 |
| DAMN.......They looked MUCH smaller in the catalog !!! |
adamsdad1 |
| Raise your hand if you're Sure. |
vetstadium |
| Watch this...PEEL out on my banana bike |
vetstadium |
| You call my bike a banana boat one more time, I take your scalp too. |
vetstadium |
| Two braids are better than one |
vetstadium |
| Those twins wouldn't listen so I stole their hair |
vetstadium |
| Wait till you see the lift kit on his truck... |
jbean |
| Anti-gravity bars. |
jbean |
| "To infinity, and beyond!" |
jbean |
| "One size fits all"... yeah, right! |
jbean |
| I knew somethin' wasn't right with that new chrome polish... |
jbean |
| If your erection lasts more than 6 hours, consult your doctor... |
jbean |
| Pit Pass. |
jbean |
| "So... Where'd ya get that nickname, Stretch?" |
jbean |
| I told him he couldn't do a wheelie on that bike. |
jbean |
| "YOU...ON THE BIKE... PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!" |
jbean |
| Doin' some pullups while waitin' in traffic. |
jbean |
| "Reach for the sky, Tex..." |
jbean |