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Motorcycle Caption Contest #2 (March 2008)

Congratulations to the winners of The Bikers' Den 2nd Motorcycle Caption contest. Thank you again for all of you who entered. As always, it was great reading all the funny captions we received for the contest. It is getting harder and harder to pick only 3 winners . We begin our next caption contest in June and it will run through the summer months. If anyone has a good picture we can use for our next caption contest, please forward it to service@bikersden.com.

1st Place - $200.00 Gift Certificate
"Chick magnet."
- Submitted by: James Bean

2nd Place - $100.00 Gift Certificate
"Maybe we should've given the Viagra to the Bike!" 
- Submitted by: Christina Pearson

3rd Place - $50.00 Gift Certificate
"Who needs a jack when you have two Jills!"
- Submitted by: Rich Tessier


Thank you all for entering and please stay tuned for our next caption contest that will be starting in June and we will have more great prizes available for you to win.

 

 Submission For Caption Contest #2:

 
Worst blind-date ever. huge
Look girls... I got it up!! Now you push it around!!! kelmac47
How much do you want to bet the person taking the picture is a guy? dhalb1218
You know, a new battery isn't THAT expensive! 2Bears
If he took his foot off the brake, we'd be out of here by now. 2Bears
Lisa and Gina felt that it was a good day, considering the alternative. huge
Shut Up!! You're the one that said we'd do ANYTHING for $100 dgwin
you think this is hard,wait till you see where he wants to park it daviemack
i'ave told you twice no now let go of the bike women i'm late already daviemack
European hookers will do anything for a buck or two!!! kelmac47
Too bad they're his granddaughters!!! kelmac47
I think i'll gas it...I think I'll gas it!!! kelmac47
hey guy's check it out,(I told them I was out of gas) hahahahahaha Ken
Combining a test ride and prostate exam??? kelmac47
I said.. don't buy a used one.....BUT noooo!!! kelmac47
Best fifty bucks I ever spent!!! kelmac47
Playboy pitstop rishot
Pushy little women ain't they. smkndave
Fancy Riding Jacket, $200. New Sport Bike, $13, 000. Two Babes on your ass, Priceless. jbean
Harold is always letting women push him around... jbean
I hate clingy bitches. jbean
I'll use the other one for spare parts... jbean
Ok, its off to the toy run... jbean
Herb sports his new saddlebags. jbean
Who is that guy 'behind' us? bdutterer
This isn't my idea of a 3-some! bdutterer
I knew not having "AAA" had it's benefits! rishot
If you put your hand up here you can feel his prostrate jack
listen old man,This is not what we ment when we said "we can help you get it up" jack
This is really going to cost him! RadierRider
Obviously a two stroke bike! RadierRider
Think Green. It's each of our responsibilities' to conserve fuel in these trying times! RadierRider
2 Hos Power RadierRider
Behind Every Good Man... RadierRider
Two for the road. jbean
I hope my starter breaks too! rishot
Biker dating etiquette. jbean
Chick magnet. jbean
Introducing the new V-Twin from Stiffy Cycles... jbean
Why isn't the guy with the camera helping? bdutterer
Geeez, I told you he couldn't keep it up. 2Bears
Are we there yet? dflynn13@cox.net
You're tellin' me this is a crotch rocket! joejohnslions
Who's your DADDY now??? chopperjay
Shit...wonder what would of happened if I had a Harley? nvisser
"Man I love it when the gas gauge breaks!" nvisser
I thought he said it was two HORSE power... splatter
should we explain to him what "working girls" are supposed to do? texan79
AAAH, Its good to be the camera man!!! kelmac47
Why does he keep lookin in his mirrors and slobbering?? kelmac47
" Pops, don"t you go down hill to catch this thing in gear?? kelmac47
"Quit your bitchin.....look what its doin for your legs and buns!!!" kelmac47
Who needs Triple A, I've got Triple D! dgwin
I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN!!!!!! JWCARP
I wonder how long i can get away with this before I turn the gas back on? rquerin
"OH COME ON GIRLS, YOU DIDN'T THINK I BOUGHT YOU ALL THOSE BEERS FOR NOTHING" theresaann
this is not my idea of a fun date. gil26
if i'd have known that this was the motor he wanted us to get running..... philippic
I told you he's too old to ride this thing! 2Bears
More fun with Superglue! 2Bears
Objects in the mirror are bigger then they appear! stevo
Sophie, I don't like your idea of a 3 way!! CRbikelover
Just a little further,I'm almost positive there's a gas station on the other side of this hill. stevo
Every Man's Dream of Roadside Assistance! njsabre
Maybe we should've given the Viagra to the Bike! Cysteine70
Its the least they can do, Last night I did all the pushing!! stevo
That's a two stroke that I don't mind riding! strutter
How many blondes does it take to push-start a motorcycle? annwilkens
Larry's upgrade added 2 whorespower to his ride... DavidPSmithII
What's wrong with this picture? Oh yeah, absolutely nothing... trapper32
Who needs a jack when you have two Jills! trapper32
Remember, NEXT time I get to run second. bugeater
NOW THATS MY KIND OF TRAINING WHEELS! JWCARP
For the last time "this is our corner"..old Queens are on 37th st. 5franks
THE VIAGRA JUST RAN OUT!!!!! JWCARP


  
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Motorcycle Caption Contest #1 (Feb. 2008)


1st Place - $200.00 Gift Certificate
"Dad I'm sitting on the dog!"
- Submitted by: Bruce Dutterer


2nd Place - Daytona Helmet ($49.95 value)
"Nothing was said about 3 kids in the personal ad!" 
- Submitted by: Kevin Welch


3rd Place - Leather Motorcycle Gloves ($34.95 value)
"Look honey, I couldn't afford a car let alone 5 helmets!! You can wear it on the ride home!"
- Submitted by: Kelly McDougal


Thank you all for entering and please stay tuned for our next caption contest that will be starting in March and we will have more great prizes available for you to win.

 

 

 Submission For Caption Contest #1:

 

Taken 'em back to the boarder... one bike ride at a time.

Xiang Ming Zhu's taxi service. Kids ride free!

4 year old little Sammy Wong is doing good on his drivers test!

Whoever gets an "A" on their English test, gets a helmet!

Everyone hold on tight! We have to hurry. Suki's feet are dragging. We have to get her some footpegs and Bikers Den is about to close!

Whoever gets an A on their test in English, gets a helmet!!!

Couldn't fit on this thing if we didn't give up rice!

Off to Starbucks!

Okay, which one of you took the seat belt?

....the wheels on the bus go round and round........

.....next year, we can afford the side-car!

For a compact, this thing is pretty comfortable!

Hmmmm does he care? Only one helmet and for HIM!

6 on the bike and the little one said WHERE'S GRANMA?

With rising fuel costs..schools are finding inovative ways to get your kids to school.

nothing was said about 3 kids in the personal ad!

You owe me big time for this one sis.

Hey honey,what a way to save on gas, but where do we put the groceries!

So, Billy..... Hey where's Billy????

Good thing I got the heavy duty shocks, right honey!!

Thank god it's not the rainy season!!

Daddy, my flip flops are wearing out, can't you get the brakes fixed??

Shanghai School Bus

They came with the bike. I knew I shoulda got a Harley.

No, I WILL NOT turn and smile for the camera!

One drunk night in a Karaoke Bar and...

"Damn it, wheres a pothole when you need one??"

My turn to wear the helmet

This isn't what Mom meant when she told Hubby to wear protection to prevent more kids...

I have to PEE!

Future Taxi Service

The Family Car

Whadduh yuh mean no brakes?

CAR...What car,,WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' CAR!

The family that rides together stays together

Quit playing with the stereo or your going back to your room

And who said that a motorcycle was not a family vehicle???

Are we there yet?

WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY: DYSSYMMETRY: ONE BIKE - ONE HELMET- FIVE RIDERS

Hop on always room for one more

A sale on headgear at Bikers Den

Fools rush in !!!

who needs a minivan.

Knew I should have got the extended version.

An accident waiting to happen !!!

"Re-Cycling"

"Dad says it's like going to Disneyland!"

I said, "I can't hold it any longer!"

You meet the nicest people on a Honda!

Three's a crowd but four's a trauma sandwich.

Mini Van? We don't need no stinking mini van.

They see us rollin, they hatin'...

The family station wagon has never been so much fun!

Where are we going to put the groceries?

Hong Kong bikers successfully repeal four fifths of the helmet law.

I never knew grinding rice could be this much fun.

But I'm trying to put on the brakes! My legs aren't long enought!!!!!!!!!!

Where the hell am i supposed to put my feet! AAAAHHHHHHH!

OK, Now all together this time "we're off to see the wizard"

I hope Biker's Den still carries double wide side cars !!

Thank god I didn't let you talk me into that Moped!!

Okay, hang on we're heading to the freeway!!!

Look honey, I couldn't afford a car let alone 5 helmets!! You can wear it on the ride home!

"Head em up... move em out!"

I wonder if Greyhound got started this way?

Safety First!

International Travel "We'll get you there...no matter what!" - Honda

Pretty good front and rear airbags!!!!!!!!

"Let's roll!! The shop called!! The new Harley is in!!!"

Doing our part to reduce carbon emmisions

Suv $30,ooo Gallon of gas $3.50 The whole family going to McDonalds on one motorcycle Priceless.

Keep your head. Share the experience. Now that's fun!

"Watch this Kids!" "We'll RACE that guy Walking down the Sidewalk"!

I aint gettin no mini van!

Family Death Ride

Move it or lose it, buster!!!

Vietnamese Family Outing

You meet the nicest familes on a honda

Hey Dad.....Sammy fell off!

Brad to Angelina -"The kids are for you" "The babe on the back is mine!"

H.O.V. lane Here we come!

Brad & Angelina on a Quest to Enlarge Their Family!

Over the sidestreets and through the slums, to Grandmammasans house we go!

The price was great, I'm just not sure he was all that honest about the accessories!

you hit that kill switch 1 more time and i'm turning this bike around!!

ah yes.....the freedom of the open road!

Dam! This over age 21 helmet law sucks!

But officer the law states only the operator is required to wear a helmet!

Sit still I'll do the leaning!

I think we lost the sidecar

Wait till we come back from shopping

Dad I'm sitting on the dog!

Daughter in training for flat track racing !

Bread winner wears the Lid!

"Pops Taxi", it may be time to get a sidecar.

"Holy Buddha!! Which lever is the brake?"

Family Affair

NO SISSY BAR NEEDED

So, PLEASE MTV pimp my ride!!!

How to collect life insurance on your Wife & three kids & live yourself !


  

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